Hey does anyone know how to edit the comments setting for a blog... I just don't read "computer" even though blogspot puts it in simple terms.
Does anyone know how to make it so that anyone can comment but they still have to type in the funky letters and I don't have to approve them in my Comments Section under Awaiting Moderation?
12.31.2010
12.13.2010
Pick Up Lines
Oh pick up lines.... when not used on you by a serious seeker of love, they can be really stupid, funny, cheesy, hilarious, lame-o, etc. In reality, pick up lines are funny when used on a spouse or someone you are currently dating or a friend with a funny bone in them or if you want to spice things up you DO say them to a complete stranger with full intentions of creeping them out or making them laugh.
Well I went ahead and picked some awesome and not so awesome ones out for my lovely readers (I think there is like two maybe three of you).
Top Ten Great (Great as in actually good or just funny) Pick Up Lines
10. Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.
9. Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.
8. Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
7. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
6. (Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).
5. Run up to a girl and while gasping for breath say, “Phew! Ok, I’m here! What were your other two wishes?”
4. Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
3. Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
2. Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my goodness, you even changed your name!
1. Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
Top Ten +1 Lame/Typical Pick Up Lines
11. Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
10. Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
9. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
8. Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
7. Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
6. Do you have room in your life for another friend?
5. Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
4. Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
3. Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.
2. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
1. Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful"
Happy Picking Up!
Well I went ahead and picked some awesome and not so awesome ones out for my lovely readers (I think there is like two maybe three of you).
Top Ten Great (Great as in actually good or just funny) Pick Up Lines
10. Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.
9. Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.
8. Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
7. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
6. (Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).
5. Run up to a girl and while gasping for breath say, “Phew! Ok, I’m here! What were your other two wishes?”
4. Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
3. Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
2. Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my goodness, you even changed your name!
1. Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
Top Ten +1 Lame/Typical Pick Up Lines
11. Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
10. Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
9. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
8. Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
7. Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
6. Do you have room in your life for another friend?
5. Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
4. Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
3. Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.
2. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
1. Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful"
Happy Picking Up!
12.12.2010
Disguises
Friday night my mom was watching my brother's girls and when I heard the garage door go up I said, "Grandpa's home!" They all ran to the door to wait for him and then in a panic one said, "What if he decides to chase us?!" and they all scattered to get away. One ran around and came back to me and said, "Amy! Let's go hide in your room!" the others came to me with the same idea but we were too late... Grandpa came in! As soon as he came in the house they all screamed and once again scattered! Well, my dad looked shocked but I said, "They think you are going to chase them." He quickly caught on and they all started running around the house.
At one point I had them hiding in the linen closet and then I left them there... haha!
Eventually the girls made it to my room and they wanted to stay there all night... umm no... haha... I'm not THAT cool of an aunt. SO... instead I said, "I know! Let's dress up in disguises so you can still go play downstairs but grandpa won't recognize you!" They were in! First I had them dress up in Murray High attire and then Aggie attire... but this was only because I wanted pictures of them in those things... totally for me!
Future Spartans... Just like their Mom and Dad and Aunts and Uncles
Anna's "Senior Photo"
Lilly's "Senior Photo"
Addie's "Senior Photo"
Future "Tough Guy" Aggies! (I serisously can't help myself... you have to plant the seed early... yeah know!) They'll be on the front row at basketball games for sure!
Then we dressed up in our disguises! (while we were getting ready I snuck out and told my parents that the next time they saw all of us... they "wouldn't recognize us... ok!") When we were all set and ready to go we went to the kitchen where my parents were and I said, "Hey Mom and Dad! These are my friends from college!"
Me, "Letisha the Movie Star," "Moique aka Mo the Artist" and "Jo, the tough guy"
A better image of Jo's original outfit
That is how I spent my Friday night... no regrets!
At one point I had them hiding in the linen closet and then I left them there... haha!
Eventually the girls made it to my room and they wanted to stay there all night... umm no... haha... I'm not THAT cool of an aunt. SO... instead I said, "I know! Let's dress up in disguises so you can still go play downstairs but grandpa won't recognize you!" They were in! First I had them dress up in Murray High attire and then Aggie attire... but this was only because I wanted pictures of them in those things... totally for me!
Future Spartans... Just like their Mom and Dad and Aunts and Uncles
Anna's "Senior Photo"
Lilly's "Senior Photo"
Addie's "Senior Photo"
Future "Tough Guy" Aggies! (I serisously can't help myself... you have to plant the seed early... yeah know!) They'll be on the front row at basketball games for sure!
Then we dressed up in our disguises! (while we were getting ready I snuck out and told my parents that the next time they saw all of us... they "wouldn't recognize us... ok!") When we were all set and ready to go we went to the kitchen where my parents were and I said, "Hey Mom and Dad! These are my friends from college!"
Me, "Letisha the Movie Star," "Moique aka Mo the Artist" and "Jo, the tough guy"
A better image of Jo's original outfit
That is how I spent my Friday night... no regrets!
12.10.2010
Mushy Mind
I have started a new job and it's hard and fun and I'm scared and excited! Today however... I had to up date spreadsheets in Excel and it wasn't awful but because it was so monotonous and simple my mind was slowly going into a coma! Ok, not really... obviously.
Basically since I have started the job my mind has had to learn new things and I can feel it working as I figure things out and processes it in my own way. It is kind of like my last semester of college. See I only needed four credits to graduate but I decided, what the hey (side note: Does anyone say "What the hey?!" anymore these days?) I'll take a full schedule. So I took classes outside my major of things that I thought would just be fun to learn about: Piano, Interior Design, Snowboarding, Sociology, Personal Finance and African Dance (I wanted to take a history class and a literature class but they were full... bummer). I loved it because it was outside of my major and so it was like waking up other parts of my brain plus it was just fun to learn things... for fun!
Unlike today... oh no. Seriously as I would typing it was as if............................
.......................(long giant mind numbing distract pause).................................
........................................................................................................................
...........................................oh... Oh! Sorry, what was I saying...
Anyways pretty much I feel sorry for people who work in a lab or only do data entry or sit at a toll booth all day. My mind would turn to... hmmm analogies.... mush, oatmeal, mud, mulch, the scum between my toes! Oh wait that last one is from a different speech. My apologies!
Anyways... total randomness but...Yup, that's it... BYE
Basically since I have started the job my mind has had to learn new things and I can feel it working as I figure things out and processes it in my own way. It is kind of like my last semester of college. See I only needed four credits to graduate but I decided, what the hey (side note: Does anyone say "What the hey?!" anymore these days?) I'll take a full schedule. So I took classes outside my major of things that I thought would just be fun to learn about: Piano, Interior Design, Snowboarding, Sociology, Personal Finance and African Dance (I wanted to take a history class and a literature class but they were full... bummer). I loved it because it was outside of my major and so it was like waking up other parts of my brain plus it was just fun to learn things... for fun!
Unlike today... oh no. Seriously as I would typing it was as if............................
.......................(long giant mind numbing distract pause).................................
........................................................................................................................
...........................................oh... Oh! Sorry, what was I saying...
Anyways pretty much I feel sorry for people who work in a lab or only do data entry or sit at a toll booth all day. My mind would turn to... hmmm analogies.... mush, oatmeal, mud, mulch, the scum between my toes! Oh wait that last one is from a different speech. My apologies!
Anyways... total randomness but...Yup, that's it... BYE
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