Pick Up Lines

Oh pick up lines.... when not used on you by a serious seeker of love, they can be really stupid, funny, cheesy, hilarious, lame-o, etc. In reality, pick up lines are funny when used on a spouse or someone you are currently dating or a friend with a funny bone in them or if you want to spice things up you DO say them to a complete stranger with full intentions of creeping them out or making them laugh.

Well I went ahead and picked some awesome and not so awesome ones out for my lovely readers (I think there is like two maybe three of you).

Top Ten Great (Great as in actually good or just funny) Pick Up Lines
10. Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.
9. Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.
8. Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
7. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
6. (Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).
5. Run up to a girl and while gasping for breath say, “Phew! Ok, I’m here! What were your other two wishes?”
4. Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
3. Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
2. Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my goodness, you even changed your name!
1. Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

Top Ten +1 Lame/Typical Pick Up Lines
11. Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
10. Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
9. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
8. Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
7. Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
6. Do you have room in your life for another friend?
5. Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
4. Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
3. Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.
2. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
1. Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful"

Happy Picking Up!