5.15.2011

Don't Read your "Stats" Tab

To my fellow blogspotters out there:

WARNING: DO NOT READ YOUR STATS TAB
Reading the stats tab in your account information can be depressing and lead to a realization of patheticness. It will show you that you are rarley read which means the majority of the time you are (whispered voice:) talking but really typing to yourself; and all of cyberspace is there or really not there to witness it.
This realization of patheticness may lead to depression, medication, crazy outbursts, eye twitches, continued sessions of talking/typing to yourself, creation of imaginary friends, crazy outbursts of laughter, or DEATH!

You have to make a choice: 1) keep blogging... who cares what people think.
2) Keep blogging with bitter desperation for readers
3) Shut-her-down
or 4) DEATH!

I'm going with 1... it's still fun! and not pathetic

p.s. Disclosure: This is just for laughs... not a pitty party :)

3 comments:

Em said...

I'm not sure how this is possible...I always check your blog. I love it!

Colby said...
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B said...

Personally, I think you should go with option 2. Bitter desperation always makes for an interesting read.